Why are zombies so icky?
Why can't they be romanticized like a vampire?
I can see it now.
A remake of Madonna's Like a Virgin video.
Like a zombie
Touched for the
Very first time
Like a zo-oo-oo-oom-bie
With no heartbeat
Just like mine.
And must all zombies be cannibals? Where is the Cullen family of zombies?
Surely they exist somewhere out there.
Don't they?
About Me
- Dorkyloon
- I'm a zombie statue located in a museum in NY city. I've been there for roughly 30 years. Life can get boring there, so I decided to start blogging to meet some new friends.
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